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The Big Hairy Scary Large Mother Pears appear to be large over sized pears with a set of brown hair. They also seem to wear Alaskan-made boots crafted from ducks.
They first appeared coming out from the vault to meet Michael Heyas DeSanta the Killer Homosexual Demon. I'm not actually too sure really, because the story was so convoluted in strucuture lol.
- Size: They are really big abnormal looking pears. Nothing much else to say here lol.
-Despite these pears claiming to be mothers, we have yet to see their children