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Hidly is a feces kaiju created by Scoobydooman90001.
Hidly is a gigantic lump of shit. He has two skinny arms and two wide legs. He wears black sleeves on his arms and black leggings on his legs. He also wears white boots and gloves. Shit connects from the top of his mouth to the bottom of his mouth and some of it even leaks out. He has some sweetcorn poking out of his body. Shit pours from them too.
Hidly was born in 2001 when the actress Chyler Leigh was struggling with irritable bowel syndrome. Though she eventually got her life back on track and got her body back into good shape, one lump of shit lived on. Wanting to go back the old days when people weren't so politically correct, he grew limbs and grew in size. Spreading shit everywhere and insulting every group of person he could, Hidly initiated his plan to create a politically incorrect world once again. Generikko soon turned up and immediately left again when he realized that his opponent was literally a gigantic piece of shit. Janet finally decided to do something for once in her life and defended her transgender rights. She ran up to Hidly and roundhouse-kicked him into a building. Before he could get up to fight back, she ran over to him and ate him up piece by piece. Hidly then died and the world became even more politically correct.
- Speed: Hidly is the kaiju equivalent of Usain Bolt. He is able to run incredibly fast and can leap across great distances. Shit sprays out of his body and into the environment around him as he runs.
- Shit Beam: Hidly has a hole behind his legs that leaks shit. He is able to bend down, put his hands on his knees and fire out a shit beam that fires shit all over his enemies.
- Seeing as this my second feces-related kaiju, I decided to make this kaiju even more disgusting so that it doesn't just feel like a rehash of Heritage.