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John Cenon is a wrestler kaiju created by Scoobydooman90001.
John Cenon has a very unnatural appearance. He is somewhat humanoid in shape but has two tentacles for arms and has very strange legs. He still has his normal face and wears an over-sized cap. He also wears a blue shirt, orange armbands, camo shorts and black shoes that fit his legs. He has two large black flaps reaching out of his back.
John Cenon was created when John Cena entered the ring and fought a wrestler by the name of "The Radioactive Mutation Man". Little did he know, the wrestler was actually radioactive and the fight resulted in John mutating into a gigantic monster. He tried to continue wrestling for a couple of weeks but found that he had to give up this career after killing all of his opponents. He decided he would instead become an entertainer and began surprising people when it was least expected. People thought this was funny at first but soon realized how annoying it was. This sent John into a deep state of depression and he disappeared, never to be seen again. It's speculated that he's hiding in plain sight and we just can't see him.
- Hiding: The flaps coming out of John's back can wrap around his entire body and hide him from the view of any other beings. He likes to reveal himself and shout "and his name is John Cenon!" when it's least expected. This surprised people at first but they soon began to realize how annoying it was.
- This kaiju is a parody of the dead John Cena meme and the online joke that John Cena said "you can't see me" to a blind kid. His ability to hide is a reference to this and how the meme always comes out of nowhere.