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Shrekzilla resembles Godzilla, but is green and has Shrek's head.
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrekzilla so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrekzilla every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrekzilla is love", I say, "Shrekzilla is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrekzilla
>I called him a c***
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre Kaiju hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my butt cheeks for Shrekzilla
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrekzilla
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrekzilla
>He roars a mighty "Skreeeeeeooonk!" as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrekzilla looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogrezilla now"
>Shrekzilla leaves through my window
Shrekzilla is love, Shrekzilla is life.
The boy's father lated reported Shrekzilla to the authorities, where he became the first known monster pedophile. However, Shrekzilla continued his perverted rampage. For some reason, his victims were often other children that worshipped him. Several other children were molested by him, until the GDF captured Shrekzilla and sent him to Monster Island. Unforunatley, Shrekzilla instead menaced the child Kaiju on Monster Island. Godzilla Jr, T-Rex Jr, Toto, and Ultraman Boy are terrified of Shrekzilla. However, their parents and other adult allies have vowed to defend them if Shrekzilla strikes. Luckily for the young monsters, Shrekzilla was killed in battle by King Farquadorah. Later, and alternate version of Shrekzilla became a member of The Meme Squad.
- Eye Beams
- Can appear out of nowhere
- Atomic Breath
- Now that Sugarbeast is gone, this is officially the wrongest Kaiju on the wiki.
- I would like to apologize that I made this.