Skeleturtle is love, Skeleturtle is life.
>I was only 9 years old.
>I loved Skeleturtle so much
>I had all the movies, and the nonexistent merchandise
>"Skeleturtle is love" I say, "Skeleturtle is life"
>My dad hears and calls me a fanboy
>He is OBVIOUSLY jealous of my devotion for Skeleturtle
>I call him an athiest
>He slaps me, and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, cause my face hurts
>I go into my bed, and it's very cold
>I feel something equally cold move towards me
>I feel something touch me
>He whispers into my ear:
>"I am the greatest Kaiju ever conceived"
>He grabs with his powerful bone flippers and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my butt cheeks for Skeleturtle
>He penetrates by butthole with his boner
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Skeleturtle
>I feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Skeleturtle
>He roars a mighty "rawr" as he fills me with his love
>My dad walks in
>Skeleturtle looks him deep in the eyes,
>"It's all boner now"
>Skeleturtle leaves through my window
>Skeleturtle is love
>Skeleturtle is life
- Unnamed child
- His Dad
- This story is an obvious parody of a certain Shrek Copypasta, and the Godzilla fanbase's "worship" of the Kaiju Skeleturtle.
- This story is NOT canon to any other FMK wiki material. In canon, Shrekzilla is the only known Kaiju pedophile.